The Quote Book dun dun dun
Random
Quotes from mostly drunken times...
This has been revised to being
the "Best of..." quote book.... Mostly because it is now 9 pages and counting, and we really do not have room for all of that.
"Mike
icky poo-poo" - Everyone to Daddy #3
"Purple scrunchie..with batteries!" _Tiff
"You cant avoid telling your boyfriend you cheated on him because its raining!
-Tiff to Kat
"Thats not a mirror, thats a butt!" -Kat(Rob)
"Dont burp your horn!" Dave #2
"I get handicap!"-Kat
"Hey, got a chair" -Rob, Damien, Tiff
"Is it bad that the only liquid in our fridge has tequila mixed with it??" -Kat
"I-ron...I-roc! I-raq?...I-Ran!!"-Kat
"This is a good rape song!!" - Kat and Tiff
"..But I wanna ride a cowboy!"-Jess
---->"Im a carpenter, does that count"
"Ive never experienced it from a girl!"-Rob
"Everytime I do coke it gets in my nose" - Damien
"Youuuuu Ma......Schaaaa..Loweyyyy!" kat and Tiff
"We're gonna have to walk around the bar lookin for chicks with rings!" -Kat
and Tiff
" I was talking ... 2 things..at once...head, blonde.....waowwwww! - Tiff
"Have you ever been to jail?" -Rick
"You only have enough to tape up 11 pictures and one of thems of your ass!!!"
-Tiff to Kat
" Geeze, this songs making me feel like I need to make out with myself!" -Kat